More possible passengers?

Kayne West? Kanye, Kanye, Kanye... you didn't have to wind up on the rocket, but you really don't know when we've had enough of you.
Confidence is great, but you passed DICK a few miles back, and crossed into DOUCHE territory at the VMA's Sunday. How drunk were you? Not just to think it'd be okay for you to charge the stage, but that you'd think America cared that much about your opinion. I don't even listen to Taylor Swift, but you acted like such an asshole, I actually felt bad for her. It's like they say, you may have a lot of money, but you definatley have no class. Please come back to Earth, so we can put your egocentric ass into this rocket... Don't worry, you can bring a pair overpriced garrish sunglasses, you're gonna need them.




Mario Lopez? Enough with Mario Lopez already, I just saw a new segment they are running on Extra called "Mario's Puppy Hunt"... are you fucking kidding me? I've heard of slow news days, but wouldn't it be more constructive just to flash an eye chart up on the screen for two minutes, so people can test their vision at home, rather than watching Mario roll around on the ground with a bunch of fucking puppies? What middle aged, single, sex starved female television executive tore herself away from watching "Gilmore Girl" repeats long enough to come up with this? "Oooh just think of it ladies, that hunky Mario with those dimples playing with his little furballs, and the puppies will be there too!" Jesus Christ, she probably left a snail trail on the seat of her big leather desk chair.

Mario is seen in this picture (on the right), possibly from the 24th annual Imagen Awards.

I wasn't that interested when President Obama was searching for a dog, so as you can imagine, I am even less interested when that kid from "Saved by the Bell" is looking... far less. Can we please just keep Mario practically naked, the only way he is mildly interesting, and stop trying to make him more adorable? You can't adjust the formula anymore you TV execs, that's the most you're gonna squeeze out of him. Or, here's a better Idea... stick him on the rocket!