Today Show Update... and Kanye too...

The Today show is at it again... Once again they do a segment on 20 different new toys, and they literally run this poor woman through each one like she's running a fucking marathon. Why doesn't a producer ever just take control and say, this doesn't make any sense and the pace is all wrong. Being introduced to these new items might actually be interesting, so stop rushing through it, just so we can slooooowww down and have more time for useless banter between people who are not interesting at all!
Which brings me to the Al Roker quote of the day... On another totally rushed cooking segment directly after that last bit, Al asks "what's the difference between wild salmon and farm raised salmon?" Uhhhhhhh, well I'm know "cooking expert" but my guess would be, that one is wild and one is farm raised? Any other hard-hitting questions for the cooking expert Al? See if you can find out the difference in function between the "freezer" and the "toaster"? Good work, Jackass.

Kayne apologized on Jay Leno last night... didn't buy it, but he took his glasses off, so he must have been sincere? He said he didn't realize what he was doing would hurt anyone... well what the fuck did you think you here doing? Did you think Taylor would be so starstruck and thrilled to see you and have you basically say she didn't deserve the award she was just giving thanks for? What a genius you are. The worst part is, the entire time, he just had this underlying anger you could feel seething under the surface. He even slipped a bit and started blaming the award show for "not being what he dreamed it should be" or some horse shit. Listen, he does not want to apologize for anything, he thinks he knows it all and has the best taste in everything, so then Kanye make your own award show, and boycott the others. But don't show up to one and think you can act however you want and shove your opinion down everyone else's throat! Then he went on to start whining about how hard his life is, and he's so busy touring and making music... it's just so hard!
Give me a break! Anytime you need to take a break I'll be happy to trade with you man! It's your career, so take control of it and make your own time. Unlike most people on the rocket, I actually think you have talent, but you are losing it.