Now the greater question is, who is worthy to take this fantastic voyage? Clearly there is no shortage of candidates, it's really just a matter of who is the absolute worst of the worst?
I've created a short list off the top of my head for polling, but rest assured, there are many others to consider...
But let's get the bidding started;
Perez Hilton? Could there be a more worthy candidate? What does he even do? How this fat beaver-faced hemaphrodite ever got into the public eye for any reason, besides possibly being one of the people you see being taken out of there house on a flatbed truck, is beyond me.
He has one nerve to criticize Brittany Spears, or any even moderatley talented person, when he himself is totally talentless. Why would anyone with half a brain listen to anything this trainwreck has to say?
Here we see Perez looking like 50 lbs of trash in a 30 lb bag.
Al Roker? Whenever I by chance see a morning show, I think, who watches this bullshit? Then I realized, people like to know that as shitty as it is to go to work, it's better than watching the Today Show. Here's an idea, lets try to show someone how to cook a meal or introduce 30 X-mas gift ideas, only, let's do it in 45 seconds so none of it makes any goddamned sense! And what's the biggest steaming turd on top of that shitpile they call morning television... you guessed it! This dipshit flossing his teeth with a fuckin hotdog. I once saw Al on Jay Leno, and he was actually very rude to Anna Nicole Smith, then he told some lame story about threatening a young boys life who was dating his daughter. First of all AL, how dare act like Anna Nicole was anymore of a fucking freakshow than you! Oh, Al is such a hero, he lost so much weight... well until he gained it back. No, you got your stomach stapled or banded or whatever, that's not a hero... and why is Al interviewing celebrities and heads of state? He's a fucking WEATHERMAN, and not even a good one. Him with his "big disagreement" with Heidi and Spencer, come on, like Al Roker has the legitimacy to pass judgement on these morons! Enjoy that hotdog, fuckface!
You bring up several good points - Perez Hilton makes a career out of criticing people then being as flamboyant as possibe (ie. bright pink hair), I think he is the reason the term "hot mess" was invented. And if Al Roker thinks he got some cool points out of dissing Heidi and Spencer he is sorely mistaken. Hitting an easy target is not impressive at all. I wonder how he manages to stay on tv - he is neither attractive or entertaining.
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